size de·ni·al / sīz diˈnīəl / noun
(Relating to shoes) Temporary disregard for spatial relationships brought about by discounted designer footwear. Often results in extreme buyers remorse, bunions, and unorthodox bookends.
Illustrations by Michelle Ricks of (L to R): Aperlai Suede Stretch Boots – $1261 at Luisa via Roma, Gucci ‘Leight’ Python and Suede T-Strap Sandals – $895 at Saks Fifth Avenue, and Celine ‘High Vamp’ Pumps at Celine Boutiques
